Pirate hookers and road kill....

January 7th, got word that afternoon that I would be one of the judges for the sexiest tattoo competition at our show with Hard Way that night at the grand famage in Atlantic City. First place got a free 3 hour session at a new tattoo shop that was opening called Bloodline Ink Tattoos. Second got half off a tattoo, and third got a free peircing, dermal, or a small tattoo. About 10 girls and two guys ( Anthony Ventura and steve Freeman) signed up. I got to judge with tattoo artist and owner of boodline ink, Nick Busher, and Tiny. We saw some interesting peices including a slaughter cat with its guts hangin out, a voodoo doll, a viking, some flowers, butterflies, fairy gardens, bulls, Ant entered his wench and got excited to yell out "its a piratehooker!!!!" And steve entered his bomb chasing a match, color was beautiful on that one. The crowd was pretty drunk by then so attention was difficult to capture but nick I went with the viking, then the dead cat, then the voodoo doll....however, an redic lady fight broke out between a few of the contestants and we lost a few finalist. So we ended up going with the viking in first place, which really was the best peice, then the voodoo doll, then Anthony's pirate lady. Pictures should be poasted on our page of the grand famage page soon. we met some awesome ppl, including the rest of the band mates were playing with tonight in Mays landing.

Death to all but METAL!!!!!! Part 3

What does a good friend do, you ask? A goodfriend aggressively points at your cowarding body and gets mike starr to reach his hand out and asks you to come on stage. I smile nerviously and decline, but he laughs and says "dont worry youll be fine I promise". Dont ask me why I believed him...i awkardly hoisted myself on stage and stood in the back and noticed he was pulling severel other chickn stage, seventeen actualy, which ment they were gonna play seventeen in a row. Being on that stage was amazing, it felt like that time we played webster hall two years ago for a competition. Accept this was a steal panther show. All of the girls were dancing on stage, rockin out, couple of boobs leaping through the air majesticly, beer splashing everywhere... I eventually relaxed after I realized I was semi safe from the event of all girls being called out
To flash on comand as there were many willy lambs awaiting slaughter. I thank God for the two girls, who epic failed on stage earlier, that Ant met at the bar when we first arrived. Ant was distracted for the first song and didnt realised I was on stage...so he didnt get a chance to video tape my near panic attack, though he does have some shots of my face , totaly freaked out. However, Once I did relax, some random, sporty chick, wearing under armor, grabbed my hand pulled me front and center and started doing some very drunk swing dancing... This he has on video and I will post this link when he puts it up. After they played Asian hooker they let us go and my tits were safe. Satch<3 gave me an awesome squeeze and made my night. After the show we made our way to dobbs for the end of juliets vice set. Kristin and I had work in the am so we couldnt stay out much longer. Ant was being a rock star in that epic wig and the ladies just wouldnt let em go so it was difficult to leave. Eventually after many lady tears and a blurry picture near a " got pole" sign we set sail for back home. Nite was awesome and the good homies at dobbs want us to play....SCORE!!!!!

Death to all but METAL!!!!!! Part 2

Sorry, my tab doesnt let me go over a certain amount of space. But any way, I went to the show with friend Anthony Ventura and his friend Kristin, who was awesome enough to snag tickets last min and drive that night. My boy Billy Kaboom and his friend Jorell had my ticket waiting for me at the place.we first made a stop at a bar down the road to grab ant and kristins tix and pre game with some toasty dudes who wanted to buy everyone drinks and take pix with Anthony.Anthony was a big hit that night for wearing an out landish wig ang rock costume.He has worn the outfit resently when he saw steal panther in cali and hoped the band would notice him. He kind of looked like cary grants homelesss bastard rocker son with jacked up twisted sister fro. God bless my wonderfull friends who keep me forever smiling.The ladies couldnt get enough of him in that wig, and neither could other dudes with a simalar get up.they all posed in fake band photos. Billy Jorell and I creeped and scoped the area during turn over. The boys had to grab a few drinks before the band went on.Once panther started,Billy and I used our sexy miget powers to slither our way to the front. These are the times im happy to be five ft tall. The rest of the gang followed shortly after and we enjoyed an hour and a half of rockin out ang flashers. I follow a rule when it comes to these shows that is pretty logical but find many dumb girls dont follow. If your not plannin on flashin on stage DO NOT RAISE YOUR HAND OR MAKE A SPECTIcAL OF YOURSELF. You end up looking like a tool getting up there all snooty and mopey and when they give you the alternitive to stage dive or chug your beer...please just do it or not go up to begin with. It is for this reason I hide when they grab girls up and I wasnt drinking so I had no beer to c. However twards then e end of the show, billy was getti.ng a kick of my rutine of heavy head banging to hiding when when mike starr would reach his hand out... So what does a goid friend do?

Death to all but METAL!!!!!!

Sitting at the station with a butt ton of train delays on account of the rain. Haven't writen in a while due to lack of excitment. Things have picked up since new years. That night after work we played at the ding dong lounge with our old friends Sealed With A Kiss (SWAK). It had been about a year and change since we last played with them and holy crap did they get good. They added a second guitar player, which really opened their sound and let Syd sing and rip on the leads. They were tight, hard hitting, and friggin melted faces and pants with their tasty grooves. They are currently working on new stuff so check those little stud foxes http://www.facebook.com/#!/swaknyc .All and all the show went well and the New Year came and went with Spydyr starting the count down at 30...womp womp womp. The Bar tenders were really nice, we had a good turn out and a great crowd response. I realized this week that I am no longer cool enough to drink AT ALL. Not that I was ever a big drinker. If I ended up drinking two beers a month that would be alot. The week of Christmas has been parties and birthdays and iv noticed my tolerance is lamer then ever. After two drinks my head is in the toilet and I ruin the evening with my non rawkin hot messness vomit show with children crying in the back ground and baby angels getting hit by ice cream trucks( sorry alex for killing your birthday, love you man) so I spent New Years sober....CHEERS

On january fifth I went to the Steal Panter show at the Theater of Living Arts. I am not an 80s hair metal fan, but steal panther does it foor me. I guess cause its not lieing about what it is....a big doofy joke about trying to nail chicks, but with excellent solos and sick talent.

Ollie's Point Show

Last night's show was interesting.  I'd been recovering from a long evening out with the Machine Elves the night before and vomited through my nose.  NOT sexy.

I got to the venue late, but the place was pretty empty.  The sound has greatly improved there, and it was a nice change of pace to be able to hear myself.  I was shocked my voice held up from a full seven hours of vomiting.  It was gross.

We were recording the set for our entertainment lawyer and some potential investors, which was comical, because the house drum set kept falling apart between each song, cutting everything in half.  Very Spinal Tap.  At one point, his tom rolled away and off stage!

After we finished our set, we indulged in large amounts of meat, and I made a french fry forest.  Pictures will be up soon courtesy of new buddy, J. Haag.

Last night was pretty eventful. VERY long day at work and a rather silly lunch break with Mick Royal, Bianca D'agger, and Matilda watching one of those cake building shows on the food network. I met up with new friend/photography Ely Kay who shot our band Thursday night at the sugar and spikes beauty pageant, and we went to  Long Island  to meet up meet with my band members at a roller skating rink in Bethpage to watch other friend C Roll kick some serious behind in roller derby. Afterwards we all went down to Jugs in Merrick for Judas Priestess's two year anniversary show. They played awesome and we all rocked out to some sweet tunes afterwards with man myth and legend, Donnie Albertini who is an expert with a juke box. Being up and about for the past few nights and not getting a lick of sleep has been kicked me pretty hard. Tried so hard to hit the sack relatively early....but that didn’t work out.  Poop!

Blackey DeathProof...and tales of rockin' till a resonable hour

Saturday night in A.C. was awesome minus destroying my phone.  Beer cakes were a success.  Pictures of said cakes are up on Facebook.  All bands performed really well.  The Hard Way kicked ass during their set.  Bridge was closed on Sunday for a marathon, so the band left, and I stayed behind to enjoy a full day of eating, sleeping, and riding a motorcycle.  All in all:  Excellent!

Monday, work was boring, but I had an interview with Yam Magazine with a Swedish interviewer named Lisa, who was a soul singer.  I plan to check out one of her performances one of these Mondays.  After work, hung out with the gloriously talented Mick Royale and his beautiful lady, Bianca D'Agger.  Ate some meatballs that were superb.  Then, we ventured to Arlene's Grocery to check out Ten Ton Mojo, a raucous romp through all the best parts of 70s stadium rock, 80s thrash, and modern rock 'n' roll.

Thank you, goodnight!